Monday, November 10, 2008

Not Me! Monday



It never gets old. I'm not sure if MckMama will host. She snuck it in last week. I had some really good ones in the shower, I think they got rinsed away.
  • My Husband did not let out the world's largest toot and proceed to blame it on the cat. I did not find this hysterically funny and cry until I peed my pants. (Honestly Biscuit is such a prissy kitty I think he would rather die than have a noise like that escape from his body.)

  • I do not sing songs about poop to the Monkey set to 80's tunes. I do not find these hysterically funny either. I am not sure when my world started to revolve around poop and when it became such a source of humour.


  • Delicate Flower did not ask me for dating tips. He did not preface the conversation with "Mom, you used to be a girl" He is only 13 and far to young for dating (this I really believe but I am happy he worked up the cajones to actually ask someone) Not to mention the fact that I am actually still a girl. (Yes, I know technically I am a woman but is there an official cut-off? I'm not ready to make that official transition)



  • I did not spend a small fortune on Starbuck's coffee last week. I do not have a weakness for the holiday brews. It does not make my mouth water just thinking about Eggnog Latte. I am pretty sure I am the sole reason there are still three within a mile radius of my house. I am also pretty sure I am the sole supporter in Texas.


  • The lights did not just come on in my office which just shows how early I showed up! It is not time to get to some serious work.


What did you not do this week?


18 comments:

Khadra said...

LOL at the poop! I completely understand!

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

You have KIDS....our humor suddenly becomes bodily funtions. LOL

Tabi said...

Cracking up at the first one!! No, there are atleast two people helping support Starbucks in Texas!!!

S.L.P said...

Very funny! I think you should move to my part of Texas...no starbucks for at least 20 miles. My husband has never blamed his flatulance on an animal...or sweet innocent baby, and neither have I. *wink*

Kameron said...

Yes, I find I have full on serious conversations about poop with my best mommy friend. When did it become ok to talk about it like you're talking about the weather? :o)

LucieP said...

love it!

POOP=Being the only girl around a bunch of guys!

Heather said...

I just came across your blog today from Not Me! Monday and love it! I myself am the only "girl" in a family of three stepsons, all in the tween/teenage phase of their lives! I am right there with you on feeling 13 is too young to be dating and am shocked when my 11-year-old stepson mentions in passing, "My girlfriend drew me this picture." What??? Luckily, being someone's "girlfriend" in fifth grade only means you have talked to a person more than two times in your life. Whew!

Great post!

He And Me + 3 said...

Still laughing about your husbands toot. Whatever makes Monkey happy is what I say.

AmyB said...

I use to be a Girl too...Oh the good old days..LOL

EmilytheCreative said...

Too funny!!! MY DH would rip one and then proudly stick out his chest and proclaim, "He is the man!". That's a man for ya.. OH and I have an April baby as well.. who also doesn't sleep...

laura bacon said...

I found you through McMama... your post is great. I am the Queen in my castle as well (only girl) and we have lots of "potty humor" at our house too. Have you tried Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte? Yum-me!!

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

I live for fall and Pumpkin Spice and Gingerbread Lattes from Starbucks- woohoo ;-)

mommaof4wife2r said...

i never ever ever drink too much starbucks coffee....just so you know!

love the reds and the background. :)

Nicoolmama said...

Glad to see I am not the only one letting laundry mildew;)
I know what you mean about liking being called a girl. Sometimes I feel strange calling myself a woman because I still feel like a girl. Even with 4 kids!
P.S April babies rock!
ttys,
Nicole

Jane Anne said...

Just hopped over from My Charming Kids. I gotta say- the 1st one got me! Just last night my hubby said, "Come here" - he wanted to show me something on the computer. I walked right into the stink of his latest "toot". I was disguisted and laughing hysterically (Oh suuuurre, call me over here after that!). Too, too funny! Great Not Me! post!

Beth E. said...

Great Not Me's! I think it's a hoot that you call your 13 yr. old "Delicate Flower." lol

Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog. Feel free to come back again anytime! :o)

heidi said...

*sigh* I miss Starbucks.

:-)

Heidi said...

MMMMMM! I am so with you girl on the Starbucks holiday spices. Yum. Got.to.go.now!