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"Not Me!" Monday
It is that time again! "Not me!" Monday. Hosted by the always charming MckMama. In your free time make sure you peruse the list to see what other are not doing.
· I did not bring Monkey to our bed last night. He was not wailing like a banshee from his crib. He has made the transition to his crib like a wonder child
· Monkey did not wake up every hour last night to wail like a banshee. He is not cutting teeth. My child is like Iron Man and would never cry over something like a new tooth
· I did not go to Sprouts to only buy peaches and walk out with:
o dates rolled in coconut (can you blame me)
o 10 containers of yogurt (they were on sale for 10 cents off so I did save a $1)
o Face Cream
o A bottle of wine
o Mushrooms
o Peaches (hey at least I remembered)
· I did not move the scale until I got a reading that I was happy with. That would be completely counterproductive.
· I did not breath a sigh of relief after dropping off my in-laws puppy. She was a complete delight and I am counting down the days until we can watch her again.
· I am not coming down with another cold. I am the picture of health at all times.
· I am not going to figure out how I can take a nap in my car today. I am super mom and can easily survive a work day after a weekend of no sleep. Again my baby is perfect and sleeps like a champ.
· I am not disappointed that I will be far down on the Not me! List. I am never competitive. This is not a contest and I do not care if anyone ever reads my not me list. This is truly cathartic and only for me!
· I did not bring Monkey to our bed last night. He was not wailing like a banshee from his crib. He has made the transition to his crib like a wonder child
· Monkey did not wake up every hour last night to wail like a banshee. He is not cutting teeth. My child is like Iron Man and would never cry over something like a new tooth
· I did not go to Sprouts to only buy peaches and walk out with:
o dates rolled in coconut (can you blame me)
o 10 containers of yogurt (they were on sale for 10 cents off so I did save a $1)
o Face Cream
o A bottle of wine
o Mushrooms
o Peaches (hey at least I remembered)
· I did not move the scale until I got a reading that I was happy with. That would be completely counterproductive.
· I did not breath a sigh of relief after dropping off my in-laws puppy. She was a complete delight and I am counting down the days until we can watch her again.
· I am not coming down with another cold. I am the picture of health at all times.
· I am not going to figure out how I can take a nap in my car today. I am super mom and can easily survive a work day after a weekend of no sleep. Again my baby is perfect and sleeps like a champ.
· I am not disappointed that I will be far down on the Not me! List. I am never competitive. This is not a contest and I do not care if anyone ever reads my not me list. This is truly cathartic and only for me!
5 comments:
"· I am not disappointed that I will be far down on the Not me! List. I am never competitive. This is not a contest and I do not care if anyone ever reads my not me list. This is truly cathartic and only for me!"
I'm near the bottom too, so I always work my way from the bottom (reading) up :) Great not mes! Hope that mommy you wrote about gets some sleep this week ;D
A not me list, now that is creative.
Will it work for me.....
I am not going to get annoyed when people like self-important know-it-alls.
hmmm I will let you know LOL :)
I never go shopping for 1 item & walk out with 20. That is not me. LOL
Don't you love all the hits you get on Not Me! Mondays?
I think we need to start some more blog carnivals that we can participate in.
Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog earlier. Yes, it's frightening what small children say when their parents are not around. My daughter recently told one of her teachers that I fell on the couch and HURT MYSELF? So. Didn't. Happen. :) Just like I so. didn't. sleep. naked. :)
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.
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