"Not me!" Monday

I read a variety of blogs, but I think My Charming Kids probably delights me the most. MckMama is honest and her children’s antics truly are charming; or at least come across that way! I think everyone that reads her blog is counting down the days for Stellan’s birth and I know we are all praying for the whole family.
Anyway, her Not me Monday gives me a reason to look forward to Monday! I went to Catholic school once; I know that confession is good for the soul. Except I didn’t do any of these things – no, not me!

-I did not not wash my hair all weekend. That would be unhygienic and a little gross.

-I did not over fondue on Saturday and have a Charlotte (Sex in the City movie) moment. That would mean a variety of things that I never want to admit to! So No, not me!

-I did not gladly let LOML take Monkey so I could nap on Sunday even though I knew he had gotten even less sleep than me the night before. It would be selfish of me to think that I went six months straight of no sleep and he has ample time to catch up. It would also be a little mean and vindictive.

-I am not writing this at work. That would be unethical.

-I did not start a blog just so that I could have a reason to do Not Me! That would be silly since I could just comment.

-I did not let Monkey try to eat Biscuit (our cat) because I thought it was funny. That would be icky and unhygienic. Besides Monkey was sooo happy trying to eat the kitty.

-Monkey did wake up every three hours on Saturday. He is almost six months old and much to old for that. He also did not scream like he was dying when he was waiting for his bottle. He is absolutely not addicted to food and can sleep all night!

-I will not spend the day reading other Not me! moments nor am I not hoping for some sort of bad behaviour this week to give me an excuse for next weeks Not me!