Monday, January 19, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Urgh! Despite my best efforts I did not get much blogging done last week. I even had a couple memes to make is easier! I know my loyal following will understand. I don't even know some of you; but I know we all have lives outside of the blog world. I also know life is full of things we don't do, so it's time to confess all the things I would never think of doing.

  • Monkey would have never turned 9 months old over the weekend. 9 month old babies normally sleep through the night in their own beds, so I know he didn't.

  • I would have never decided it was a good time for snacks at Sam's club. That would mean I had forgotten food for my non-nine month old baby. Said baby would have never have inhaled cheese, two samples of yogurt, and cheerios. We would have never have left a trail of cheerios behind us. We aren't messy!

  • It's not me that has a sore tooth and is afraid to go to the dentist. And I certainly don't admit to not going to the dentist for years now.

  • Monkey would have never peed all over my new 600 thread count sheets. Khadra isn't a psychic!

  • I know my youngest son has not started holding on to his penis like its a lever in the tub. Nor does he immediately go for it when his diaper is off.

  • Oh yeah, I would never let my little one my hair because it sooths him back to sleep. I am not considering buying him a dolly. (Does anyone have a good boy doll to recommend?)

That sums it up. If you haven't already, jump over to MckMama's and check out the other things people never do. If you're up to it, do your own list. I promise you will feel better.


Following Him said...

What is it with boys and their parts? HILARIOUS :o Have a great Monday!

Momof3 said...

great not me's!

pam said...

After all it is a boys favourite toy, now and always, LOL!!

I passed on an award to you on my blog!

Have a great night.

Khadra said...

I told you about the sheets!!

You go ahead and leave a trail of cheerios in the store. Im sure people leave nastier trails than that. cheerio's are harmless!

And, I have been sucking at actually blogging too.

Khadra said...

ok, I blogged. I ranted about my MIL. Did you know my kids are annoying me badly enough that I am TWITCHING.

I need a break.