Not Me! Monday!

I am not feeling too hot so I will be brief! I know that I never throw up and pee my pants, so maybe I do feel ok.

• It wasn't me that proclaimed I couldn't find a single baby food book out there; only to have a MALE friend bring me FOUR amazing books from the library!

• It isn't me that is relived the Giants lost last night. Now we can start resuming normal activities in the house that don't involve sitting perfectly still or changing clothes.

• It isn't me that hurts after Wii bowling. No, I learned my lesson when I had to have surgery after a night of high heel boxing.

• It certainly would never be me that is eagerly anticipating her Nutrisystem order!

• Monkey is not saying dada. He also is not tying to break out of baby jail by stacking things up. And my sweet son would never turn into a crazy splashing baby in the tub. He is also so refined that he doesn't giggle when I make his but sing!

• It also isn't me that has 7, yeah count them, 7 followers! Thank you!

• Last but not least, this is not me at prom in 1988.
  

Check out the other Not Mes at MckMama's. I would also love to see your prom pictures! Sadly I have more, I went to six!